Today’s pants are brought to you by the secretary bird. These cropped pants are a must for staying cool and en vogue in the sub-Saharan savannah. These are not totally couture pants, think lululemon. Please don’t confuse these pants with Hawk pants or owl pants.
Draw your attention to HAWK PANTS. Total couture runway style.
Yes the pants (LEGS) hawks wear year-round should be copied humanely for bipedals. Is there a better pair of pants out there? I think not. Hawk pants are a 9 out of 10 for a guaranteed good time. A good fake pair of well-crafted hawk pants would be way better than a fake or real Gucci bag. Think of trend-setting interviews in sexy hawk pants. We love hawks and fashion in NYC. I think France, Italy, Japan, maybe London, and definitely Finland would all be on board to pull it in some hawk pants.