Dora does some nest carcass cleaning. So many rats coming and going.
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Good night. And stop taking me for granted!
Today’s pants are brought to you by the secretary bird. These cropped pants are a must for staying cool and en vogue in the sub-Saharan savannah. These are not totally couture pants, think lululemon. Please don’t confuse these pants with Hawk pants or owl pants.
Photos via: Skarkdahn and Fat birds!
Royal Baby Announcement
Parents Christo and Dora Red-tail are pleased to announce the birth of their three yet-to-be-named-and-yet-to-be-gender-determined hawklets. The babies arrived some time between May 1st and May 3rd. Christo and Dora are overjoyed with their very dominant one, their runt, and the middle one too.
Registered at: Bird, Bath & Beyond, Bird-dorf Goodman, and Tiffany’s.
Some items on the registry include: Rat, rat, rat, pigeon, brown rat, large rat, small rat, and twigs.
Second nest cam live!
There is a second nest cam now from another angle…you can see the eyasses much more clearly!
Draw your attention to HAWK PANTS. Total couture runway style.
Yes the pants (LEGS) hawks wear year-round should be copied humanely for bipedals. Is there a better pair of pants out there? I think not. Hawk pants are a 9 out of 10 for a guaranteed good time. A good fake pair of well-crafted hawk pants would be way better than a fake or real Gucci bag. Think of trend-setting interviews in sexy hawk pants. We love hawks and fashion in NYC. I think France, Italy, Japan, maybe London, and definitely Finland would all be on board to pull it in some hawk pants.
The first of three eggs was laid 37 days ago. Recently, Christo has been bringing in many East village rats for Dora to swallow whole (he is kind enough to remove the head for her first). Dora is rolling the eggs like it’s going out of style. She has not been taking her normal daily wing stretch. They both watch, waiting, waiting, rolling, watching.
About that countdown…looks like there could be some pipping today!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this rat tartare
is just for you.
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