Gulls, all I really want is Gulls.

The Beastie Boys song “Girls” is pretty catchy and funny (albeit sexist), but one major part of the lyrics was off…today, we right that wrong:

GULLS, all I really want is GULLS

And in the morning it’s GULLS

Cause in the evening it’s GULLS

I like the way that they walk

And it’s chill to hear them talk

And they can always make me smile

From NYC to the Emerald Isle

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